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I love the swings and monkey bars but there are few that are actually tall enough for me to use. I'm pretty short 5'2 but I still can't use the monkey bars at the park near my house. Plus if there were adult playgrounds they could make the slides and climby things bigger and more challenging. I miss using those metal Zipline things that you had to hold onto to go from platform to platform. I don't want to get in the way of children playing or get weird looks being an adult on the slide so we need adult playgrounds. Why can't adults have a fun place to unleash their inner child and get some exercise while we're at it.

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I like swings and monkey sticks, but I'm the shortest I can use. I'm less than 5'2, but I still can't use the monkey sticks in the park near my house. And if they have solid playgrounds, they can make slides and climb things bigger and harder. To get from platform to platform, you lose the metal zip line items you need to hold. I don't want to annoy children or make them look weird on the slides, so playgrounds are needed for adults. Why can't adults find a fun place to release their inner kids and play games while we're there?