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This morning, my wife was watching the Virgin Space launch. Don't recall which channel, but one of the commentators made a statement that was something like "and the billionaire space race is so that you all can experience it too." A *side effect* of the billionaire space race is *maybe* space flight gets "cheaper." But 100% billionaires are out for themselves. I don't think it's inherently wrong that someone privately has more wealth than some nations, and I don't necessarily resent that someone can do something like this. But it's the dishonesty and shittiness in a statement like "they want you to experience this." Not only are they NOT doing it so that "we" can experience it, but fuck me running we have billions of people on this planet that are soon going to experience global warming and famine and we're going to act like a dick waving contest between billionaires is aCsHuALly a favor because one day we're going to be able to be able to get molested by a spaceport security screener, after a two hour wait in line, wait for six hours on a boiling tarmac in an unairconditioned space bus with 60,000 hours on its air frame and less than half the maintenance it needs, sit on a tiny filthy seat with 4,000 farts trapped in it, get half a can of diet coke, and look across an aisle of drunken sweatpants wearing yokels (because we couldn't get a window seat) who are blasting porn on a cellphone without even the courtesy of wearing headphones, and get a tiny glimpse at a dying marble "just like they did". I don't really give a shit about the rich guy anymore. I don't think he'd tell an odious lie like this. Fuck that news man.

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This morning my wife saw the opening of Virgin Space. You don't remember the channels, but one of the commentators made a statement like "and the billionaire race for the position - you can feel everything." * The side effect of * the billionaire racing position is * possible * air travel "cheaper". But 100% of billionaires - themselves. I do not think it is fundamentally wrong that a particular individual is richer than some nations, and it does not necessarily mean that someone can do something like this But it is dishonest and filthy statement like "they want you to experience this" . Not only are they doing this so we can meet, but, luckily, I’m running, we have billions of people on this planet who will soon experience global warming and starvation, and we will act like shaking members of the competition Between billionaires is a participant please, because one day we will have a hard time with astronauts, after two hours of waiting queues, and waiting six hours on the tarmac to cook the bus in an unconditional space with 60,000 hours of air. high and less than half the required repairs, stick to a small space with 4,000 curtains, pick up half a can of Coca-Cola food and look in the officer's sweaty queue (because we can't find the window seat) naked explosions the phone without even wearing headphones and staring blankly at times dying "like them." It does not depend on the rich man. I don't think he is telling that ugly lie. Stupid news this guy.