Before
Its like this most mornings in our household.
Except the wife is more pleasant about it..
"Oh Herbert you silly thing, how did you end up there?" (Yeah she's called it Herbert Hoover).
Me? More like "Smart hoover are ya? How the fuck did you get stuck in a corner?! Useless contraption!'
Worst one was when it found some cat poop.. not the good cat poop either...
After
It was like most of my family.
Except for the sweetest woman.
"Herbert, you idiot, how did you get here?" (Yes, he calls her Herbert Hoover.)
M? Also, “Are you smart to be clean? How close am I ?! No! "
The saddest thing is that when he finds the wallet, it is not a real bag ...