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Before

The other day my cat caught a housefly, live, in her mouth. Walked around with it, live, hanging out of her mouth by the wings, managed to disable its wings and bat it around on the floor, playing with it. STILL ALIVE AND BUZZING. This is a cat who’s lived its whole life indoors. Instincts are a hell of a drug. The speed at which she moves, she would absolutely fuck up a mouse.

After

One day my cat grabbed a house that was flying. He circled, survived and hung his mouth behind his wings, managed to stick his wings to the ground while singing and playing. Still alive and singing This cat is a cat that lives in the house all its life. Meaning the cure for hell. The speed at which it moves sucks the mouse completely.