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Before

I mean obviously you would need to cut your hair short then a few days prior to the wedding. All worth it to make the bride feel better about herself right for her one day. She needs you to cut all your long pretty hair off so you won't wear it down and preferably cut it into a super short hairstyle that won't draw attention. But please not some high fashion Rosemary's Baby chic short hair cut though because that might also draw attention to you with people complimenting you. Can't have that. Going to need you to get a full on crew cut military style like you are Hank Hill. Also if all the women wearing pony tails could do a really sloppy pony tail btw not a nice neat style one like Ariana Grande or any fancy buns. No could y'all do a sloppy messy just woke up and rolled out of bed bun .Thanks. And don't forget ladies to not wash your hair the days before either the greasier your hair looks and sloppy the better the bride is going to look. Don't even think about getting your hair dyed or highlighted before this wedding ladies! Don't do it. Your fresh highlights could offend the bride.

After

I want to make it clear that you should cut your hair a few days after the wedding. All that is needed to make the bride feel better about her for the day. He wants you to cut all your long hair, not wear it and cut like you want a short mod that is no longer attractive. But don't make one of the best rosemary baby fashion short hair as it compliments and attracts your look. I can't do it. In the crew you should have perfect military systems like if you were at Hank Hill. Also if all women wearing ponytails can make lightweight fit for BTW ponytail, it's not as fashionable as Ariana Grande's or any extravagant hit. No, I didn't bother, I got up and got out of bed. Thank you. And don't forget that women don't wash your hair the day before the hair and the soft, the bride will look better. Never think about coloring or showing these women's hair before marriage! Don't do this. The older Mark could refuse to marry her.