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Before

One time when I was bartending, I had a guy come up to me with something in his eye that was bothering him and asked if I could grab him a kettle of hot water, a stack of napkins and a few lemons. Basically a hot tea set up but with no tea bag. This guy then stood off to the side of my line (the bar was also a movie theatre with an alcohol line for bringing booze into a movie) and proceeded to hild his eye open, squeeze lemon in it, then dip the napkins in the hot water, compress his eye, then squeeze lemon in it again - rinse and repeat. He was not doing this ironically nor were we being pranked. People are fucking weird.

After

Once when I was a bartender, a man came up with something in his eyes that was annoying him and asked if he could give me a bottle of hot water, a stack of towels, and some lemons. Basically hot tea, but no tea bags. This boy went to the edge of my line (the bar was also a movie theater with a wine line to bring the wine to the movie) and closed his eyes, squeezed a lemon in it, then washed the towel. with warm water Soak, squeeze eyes, then squeeze the lemon in it - wash and repeat. Compare not me and I don’t laugh. People behave strangely.