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Salut, I'm the chap you banned, without reason, from mademesmile because you got a substantial amount of sand in your vagina over a one word post that did not break any rules, proceeded to mute me, then confirmed your immature and underdeveloped personality by quoting the fact I support your president. I was going to do something I would've regretted regarding the information I have gathered on you. However, I am sat here in absolute pity. For a recently turned twenty year old you lead an incredibly sad and wasted life. Honestly, reddit is literally all you have. I cannot fathom just how insignificant your life actually is. You have crippling social anxiety, no guy wants you, only fat girls will go near you, you cannot handle alcohol, like whatsoever. Your life is education, video games, drinking almost always alone, you voted for hillary, you hated trump, you gloated smugly at how certain you were he was going to lose. Oh how I produced the heartiest of keks when I read those nuggets of gold. You like generic, terrible anime; I would sincerely not be surprised if you were in fact a virgin. Moderating is your way of feeling relevant, and by all means my dear boy, continue. You need something that takes your mind away from the mundane, repetitive, boring and insignificant life you lead. You get your kicks by banning people you disagree with and that truly shows your character. Thank you for making me feel fantastic. This week for me so far has included pulling a smoking hot Chinese girl at a rock club who wants to meet on Thursday, spending loads of time with my son, skating and smoking weed with my group of friends and exercising everyday, I actually feel incredibly good, and with hillary potentially looking at jail time, (and mark my works mate, she will.) podestas looking at indictment, Obamas legacy ruined, the Democrats and the Hollywood cancer (including colbert, watch this space, just another surprise for you chaps.) literally crumbling to the pits of career suicide, antifa siding with pedophiles and isis, and now finding out about the meme that is yourself; I am fuckin ecstatic. Thank you for the laugh and see you on r/The_Donald

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Hi, I forced you to drive for no reason, because a lot of sand in the vagina does not break the law, it calms me down and is immature and ignorant. The truth is we will support the president. Sorry I had to write this information for you. 1 I'm sad to hear that. Twenty years later, you will fail and be lost. Reflect honestly. I am not allowed: because I do not understand life, your great reward. But you’re a society of men who can stop being restless, the girl doesn’t follow you, no one wants to make you fat. Do not drink alcohol. This is life education, regular drinking: Hillary Short voted she hates you, but how do you laugh. Oh, what hot biscuits when they read a book. The ordinary you love, the horrible soul; No wonder this is true. Design and how they fit to be young. You must remember that removing something from the world, reaction, dissatisfaction and middle age. When the wall doesn’t hit, it shows that your character is a good thing. Lucky for him, I’m excited this weekend, and they’re smoking. On the same day a girl from China came to the rock to fulfill the wishes of the customer, who wanted to explode and skate with her son every day. Spend a lot of time with friends and coaches. In fact, I’m so happy that Hillary Bands has done (and you’ll lose my colleagues). The Obama Tribune story focuses on the destruction of Democrats and cancer in Hollywood (including Colbert, this is another surprise to you). ISIL £ I know now; I'm in hell. Thanks and laugh at R / The_Donald